pawing at a bottle of aleve

Whilst I await (still, again, ARRGH!) the mpg-encoding, I thought you should know this:

( I am Batman, God of Sex. )

You should also know that Ducard is the FANTASTICALLY WORST MUSE EVER and when he and Kitten are vying for my attention it is HELL.
...and then she flirts with him. AND THAT CRACK IS NEVER HAPPENING.