let dido smile and I'll defy / the feeble stroke of destiny

[themeletor]

Solved! The case of the mystery maid
Unexpectedly cleaned house befuddles woman, and police just laugh

CHARLESTON, W.Va. - When Debbie Phillips tried to report a crime, police just snickered. "I told him that someone came into my house and cleaned," the president of the Putnam County School Board said. "He just laughed." [...]

also, I made a wallpaper!

(clicking will take you to the full-size version in my deviantART scraps)

Comments

[johanirae.livejournal.com]

... You know, this has a discworld anti-crime splattered all over it.
... As long as they are just cleaning, I dun mind a little home invasion here too :-P

Funky wallpaper!

[johanirae.livejournal.com]

Funny that her husband would deny it. Imagine how happy she would have looked if he had just said, "er, why yes, I did clean the house! I, um, decided you needed a break and all..."

[jenlan.livejournal.com]

You know...this makes your little reply/read comments links seem even more appropriate! ^_^

And the wallpaper is just splendiferous! Tia Dalma! Come on? Who wouldn't love it!