posted mostly for the use of myself, laura, and anyone else who ... um. cares. *shrug*

[themeletor]

most recent outcome of the "Get It Right Or Die Trying" method of researching random shit (ridiculously peripheral details) for the sake of other random shit (fiction/tangential essay points/RP/off-the-cuff argument/etc.), this time in the realm of Numb3rs:

OK so what, exactly, gets the L.A. FBI office's attention?


(and on a less heartening note: FBI LA needs a grammar teacher.)


ETA: totally making this a Dump Post for at least the FBI part of Numb3rs--
vest
concealable & tactical body armor
thigh rigs -- .pdf

Comments

[jaredsexual.livejournal.com]

but it's HOT.

hot like so fucking much. like um. *has no words*

it's WORDLESSLY hot. oh yeah. *snort*

omg i can't function post-work

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

HOT BEYOND WHAT CAN BE EXPRESSED USING ANY CURRENTLY KNOWN ALPHANUMERIC SET.

or something.

.:: pets you ::.

[jaredsexual.livejournal.com]

bwahahahahahahahaha!

i don't think even charlie could quantify the hottness. but then he'd be distracted by said hotness so you'd have to factor that into the whole thing. did i just spell 'hotness' with two t's?

*is petted* :D

[meletor-et-al.livejournal.com]

he'd need, like, an algorithm (actually that totally makes no sense but whatever). :p and yes you did. but it's ok.