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themeletorhi. i'm here. well, i'm not really here. i'm kind of present? well, i'm not really that present. argh. i miss you? that much is DEFINITELY true. i'm really glad that wiscon is coming along quickly; i cannot wait to just sit the hell down for a few days and speak geek (related social anxieties notwithstanding); more importantly to touch base with PEOPLE, PEOPLE I MISS AND WITH WHOM I REALLY WANT TO SPEND TIME.
in other news, dear glee, you are officially ON NOTICE. tonight's episode was a marshmallowy puff of fail, rolled in spongy failcake, covered in a velvety fail coating, with more fail sprinkled on top. at least among the artificial preservatives were a rather fetchingly awful video (but fab musical performance) of 'run joey run' and a not-too-shabby chop job of 'total eclipse of the heart' -- but you must realize that 'total eclipse of the heart' and i are fond ex-lovers from early high school when i was absolutely obsessed with tanz der vampire. okay, so maybe i still sing 'original sin' in the shower but THE POINT IS I DON'T HAVE THE MUSIC ON MY IPOD (*sob*).
also, there are many things jane lynch can do FANTASTICALLY WELL: acting, being sassy, being adorable, making me want to grow up to be her, et cetera. notably not among those is singing in olivia newton-john's dynamic range and style -- heck, even olivia newton-john herself can't sing in olivia newton-john's dynamic range and style anymore. the point is, if i can notice the autotune? you're doing it wrong. very wrong.
on the other hand JONATHAN GROFF PLEASE SING FOREVER. PREFERABLY WITH LEA MICHELE BUT, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER. I'M NOT PICKY. i also forgot how much i miss puck's vocal performance, and puck being puck in general. also everything. FUCK YOU, GLEE, FINN IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE ARTISTIC DECISION. HIS ONLY EMOTE IS "GOTTA POOP". and i used to love him, too. i used to love everyone! what happened, show?
oh, and i'm not even going to attempt to touch all the disability!fail with a twenty-foot pole. though believe me, i have some PISSY fuckin' rants about that shit, and this is from the girl who will admittedly turn a blind eye to almost anything, gleewise, as long as there's a good group routine or duet harmony to distract her. WHICH, BY THE WAY, THERE WERE NONE OF THIS EPISODE, AND EVEN IF THERE HAD BEEN THEY WOULDN'T HAVE SAVED YOU BECAUSE I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE AND IT WAS UNACCEPTABLE. WHAT THE HELL, SHOW. >:[ also when the hell is idina menzel coming back, because if she does not return -- AND SING A LOT -- i will never forgive anyone at fox.
whatever. today i went to an actual hair salon and got myself a big-girl haircut, and while it was more expensive than i had anticipated i am really happy i ponied up. because now i have emo-boy-hair:
and i really like it.
ok now i have to go to bed so that tomorrow i can work all day, and then attend IRON MAN 2: OPERATION SUPER MOTHERFUCKING BADASS. i may have gotten the title of that movie wrong. but it's gonna be a lot of cans of awesome.
♥
in other news, dear glee, you are officially ON NOTICE. tonight's episode was a marshmallowy puff of fail, rolled in spongy failcake, covered in a velvety fail coating, with more fail sprinkled on top. at least among the artificial preservatives were a rather fetchingly awful video (but fab musical performance) of 'run joey run' and a not-too-shabby chop job of 'total eclipse of the heart' -- but you must realize that 'total eclipse of the heart' and i are fond ex-lovers from early high school when i was absolutely obsessed with tanz der vampire. okay, so maybe i still sing 'original sin' in the shower but THE POINT IS I DON'T HAVE THE MUSIC ON MY IPOD (*sob*).
also, there are many things jane lynch can do FANTASTICALLY WELL: acting, being sassy, being adorable, making me want to grow up to be her, et cetera. notably not among those is singing in olivia newton-john's dynamic range and style -- heck, even olivia newton-john herself can't sing in olivia newton-john's dynamic range and style anymore. the point is, if i can notice the autotune? you're doing it wrong. very wrong.
on the other hand JONATHAN GROFF PLEASE SING FOREVER. PREFERABLY WITH LEA MICHELE BUT, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER. I'M NOT PICKY. i also forgot how much i miss puck's vocal performance, and puck being puck in general. also everything. FUCK YOU, GLEE, FINN IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE ARTISTIC DECISION. HIS ONLY EMOTE IS "GOTTA POOP". and i used to love him, too. i used to love everyone! what happened, show?
oh, and i'm not even going to attempt to touch all the disability!fail with a twenty-foot pole. though believe me, i have some PISSY fuckin' rants about that shit, and this is from the girl who will admittedly turn a blind eye to almost anything, gleewise, as long as there's a good group routine or duet harmony to distract her. WHICH, BY THE WAY, THERE WERE NONE OF THIS EPISODE, AND EVEN IF THERE HAD BEEN THEY WOULDN'T HAVE SAVED YOU BECAUSE I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE AND IT WAS UNACCEPTABLE. WHAT THE HELL, SHOW. >:[ also when the hell is idina menzel coming back, because if she does not return -- AND SING A LOT -- i will never forgive anyone at fox.
whatever. today i went to an actual hair salon and got myself a big-girl haircut, and while it was more expensive than i had anticipated i am really happy i ponied up. because now i have emo-boy-hair:
and i really like it.
ok now i have to go to bed so that tomorrow i can work all day, and then attend IRON MAN 2: OPERATION SUPER MOTHERFUCKING BADASS. i may have gotten the title of that movie wrong. but it's gonna be a lot of cans of awesome.
♥
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Date: 2010-05-06 07:06 am (UTC)Also, have a fabulous time at Wiscon! Give everyone my love. *misses lots*