and in the grand tradition

[themeletor]

meletor's parents theater, it's too goddamned early for this shit edition:

dad: organic! does that mean it has bullshit on it? cow shit?
me: you're bullshit.
dad: because they can't use chemical fertilizers. so they use animal shit.
me: yes dad, the cereal is covered in poop.
dad: it's like joni mitchell. give me spots on my apples. *sings* put away the ddt ... give me spots on my apples ... but leave me the birds and the bees~
me: LOLS
dad: *warbles* pleeee~eeease!

(important to know about my dad: he's the man who raised the music nerd in me. also he couldn't carry a tune in a wheelbarrow if you strapped it down.)

aaaand back to reading batgirl back-issues. STEPH ♥_♥

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[sansets]

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPH. ♥_♥

That is all. :-D

[themeletor]

SET I JUST READ ALL OF THE NEW BATGIRL RUN IN ONE SITTING (with a break for sleep) AND THIS IS AWESOME. STEPH. AND BABS. AND THEM. AND YES. *FLAPS* HOW SO SASSY, BAT-LADIES?

also i still love damian's stupid face. what?

[sansets]

IT IS POSSIBLE I NOW SHIP BIG OL' BATGIRL PILES AS MUCH AS I SHIP ROBIN PILES. REALLY, THEIR STUPID FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACES. ♥_♥

At least his sociopathy makes it undoubtable that he is Bruce's?

[themeletor]

PILES AND PILES. I LOVE YOUR BRAIN.

there's definitely that! also i just, ugh. his shittiness charms me, okay? I MEAN, I LIKE BATMAN. CLEARLY I GET A KICK OUT OF FICTIONAL ASSHOLES.