themeletor | NEWSFLASH

Meletor is a bona-fide retard.

Was all set to scamper off to the 7:30 Red Eye with Pidge. Was happy. Got sodas from car. Brought gum. Brought nerd!pad and nerd!pen. Brought purse.

...Brought wallet? With money?
NO.

"Pidge. Hold these."
And I run out to the car. Left my wallet in there? Nope. AM RETARDED. Run back into theater.
"So, kid. How's 8:30 looking for you?"

OMG-WTF-BBQ-ABCDEFG I SUCK SO HARD IT'S NOT EVEN...
ok so if it weren't in fact funny I wouldn't have posted it. I'm not that bad an lj-whore.

Trying this again. WALLET, CHECK.
WE ARE GO.
It is officially time to have my pants melted, YAY CILLIAN.

(and this will forever be known as "the post she wrote while SO ON CRACK." or, indelible proof that I do in fact have ADHD)