Drink-and-Dial v. "macadamia nut w/ sugar"

[themeletor]

It has come to my attention that someone may in fact have to give me a crash course on dating. You know, simple things like "get the stick out of your ass," "you can eat things that aren't french onion soup," "yes, he is looking at your corset," and "check your voicemail"...

...Actually, in that line, "upon checking your voicemail at 4:30 Monday morning and finding a message from 6:45 Friday night, do not call and make a ridiculous dork of yourself a la leaving a message that only a brain on far too little sleep and too many cups of coffee could comprehend...

-- ok, really, just "check your voicemail".


I am retarded.

Comments

[tiggothy.livejournal.com]

Is there something in the air making everyone worry about their dating skills? My sisters decided they need to practice, so went out for a meal together (apparently).

Me? I never got my head around the whole concept of "dating" - I just concentrated on being friends with people. If I ended up sleeping with them, maybe it was worth spending more time with them...

umm... in other words, don't look to me for advice (but yes, he was looking at/down your corset)

[elizile.livejournal.com]

It's really hard to concentrate on being friends when you have a big ol' crush on someone. Not that Mel has one on this guy...I'm just throwing it out there.

[tiggothy.livejournal.com]

I just flirt with everyone... umm... that wasn't very helpful, was it?