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guys, if we keep rescuing the kidnapped "civilian" who is also the "inept yet determined/reoccurring supervillain" and MY GIRLFRIEND, no wonder we are only 59% effective. it's like a freaking soap opera or something! or possibly Batman! I'm looking at you,
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phurie_dae, because as the "bright-eyed novice or sidekick" most of these errors are probably your fault. even if they're not. (you know how it goes.)ION, you guys! I'm not dead! just ... *flail*
I need to make a more effective post. later.
♥
then it's back to the paper, but I have to put this out so it's no longer in my frontbrain blocking my speed-writing:
remind me to talk about how my very favorite thing about Gerard Way is that he's STRAIGHT.
*back to ulyssesessay*
remind me to talk about how my very favorite thing about Gerard Way is that he's STRAIGHT.
*back to ulyssesessay*
meletor_et_al: this whole paper, at this point, has pretty much boiled down to me trying so hard to keep myself from typing "PENISES ARE STUPID. WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THEY ARE SO CULTURALLY IMPORTANT?" a million times and handing it injaredsexual: XD XD XDmeletor_et_al: yeahmeletor_et_al: the joyce paper will probably reduce me to a similar statemeletor_et_al: only then it will be all I can do to not type "VAGINA" over the last dozen pages and turn it injaredsexual: ahahahahameletor_et_al: I mean, it's not like Ulysses was basically James Joyce spending 800 goddamn pages going "VAGINAS ARE SCARY THEY EAT PENISES" over and overmeletor_et_al: or anythingmeletor_et_al: /sarcasmjaredsexual: ahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhaahaaaaaaahaahameletor_et_al: dude.meletor_et_al: that is totally what he did though.meletor_et_al: or maybe likemeletor_et_al: "VAGINAS ARE SCARY THEY EAT PENISES AND ALSO DEAR CATHOLIC CHURCH YOU ARE DUMB AND DEAR IRISH NATIONALISTS GET OVER YOURSELVES AND IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED I AM KIND OF A DOUCHE"meletor_et_al: "the end."jaredsexual: aahahahahaaahahahahahaaaajaredsexual: aaahajaredsexual: 'haajaredsexual: ahalaskjdadf jdies*Dmeletor_et_al: "PS PENELOPE TOTALLY FUCKED ALL THOSE SUITORS, LOL"...
meletor_et_al: so now I have to post this.meletor_et_al: and then get back to penisesmeletor_et_al: I mean workjaredsexual: snortgiggle[eta: (AND THIS IS ME NOT GETTING BACK TO WORK. AT ALL. BUT OKAY RIGHT NOW AS SOON AS I POST THIS I PROMISE)
meletor_et_al: I think it's a completely insightful take on ulyssesjaredsexual: oh definitely.meletor_et_al: it's definitely not just an excuse for me to say vaginajaredsexual: nope.jaredsexual: not at all.meletor_et_al: or penisjaredsexual: or--.jaredsexual: that one.jaredsexual: XDmeletor_et_al: or talk about how nelson had a 121-foot dickmeletor_et_al: which is OBVIOUSLY what Nelson's Pillar is aboutjaredsexual: *snicker* ](LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)
all I want for Christmas ...
Dec. 4th, 2007 02:36 pmas promised, WISHLIST!
Step One
- Make a post (public, friendslocked, filtered...whatever you're comfortable with) to your LJ. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fandom-related ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.
- If you wish for real life things (not fics or icons), make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) could get in touch with you.
- Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your LJ, or link to this post (it'll be public) so that the holiday joy will spread.
Step Two
- Surf around your friendslist (or friendsfriends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list. And now here's the important part:
- If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free--do it.
You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call.
There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.
( my wishlist: )
LASTLY, eleven:
11) 11 is more of a bonus and reminder than a wish-request, which is why I have no trouble adding it on:
PRAYERS. prayers and happy thoughts for anyone, everyone, the whole world. let's boost the Christmas cheer a little :D
my address will follow in a friendslocked post; if you're reading this and I don't have you friended and you want my address just e-mail me (or comment here with your e-mail) and I'll send it to you :)
IF YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME YOUR CHRISTMAS WISHES, PLEASE DO!
*heart*
Step One
- Make a post (public, friendslocked, filtered...whatever you're comfortable with) to your LJ. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fandom-related ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.
- If you wish for real life things (not fics or icons), make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) could get in touch with you.
- Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your LJ, or link to this post (it'll be public) so that the holiday joy will spread.
Step Two
- Surf around your friendslist (or friendsfriends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list. And now here's the important part:
- If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free--do it.
You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call.
There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.
( my wishlist: )
LASTLY, eleven:
11) 11 is more of a bonus and reminder than a wish-request, which is why I have no trouble adding it on:
PRAYERS. prayers and happy thoughts for anyone, everyone, the whole world. let's boost the Christmas cheer a little :D
my address will follow in a friendslocked post; if you're reading this and I don't have you friended and you want my address just e-mail me (or comment here with your e-mail) and I'll send it to you :)
IF YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME YOUR CHRISTMAS WISHES, PLEASE DO!
*heart*
IN SOVIET RUSSIA ...
Dec. 4th, 2007 03:45 ambet you thought I was gonna say something about 6A, LJ, and Sup, huh?
WRONG! I'm gonna post randomly about shit that's going on. :D
( eight numbered points and a mini love-fest )
and in case you scrolled past the tag without clicking --
REMEMBER, LINK ME TO YOUR WISHLISTS, MY DEARS.
WRONG! I'm gonna post randomly about shit that's going on. :D
( eight numbered points and a mini love-fest )
and in case you scrolled past the tag without clicking --
REMEMBER, LINK ME TO YOUR WISHLISTS, MY DEARS.
I AM A SNOW NINJA!
Dec. 1st, 2007 03:53 pmon the one hand, it's the first of December and suddenly vibrantly cold, in a wonderful beautiful nose-bitey bundle-up way, 17 F with a below-zero windchill, and I love it. LOVE IT!
... on the other hand, our heating went out some time last night, which means no hot water and no, well, heat. which at 17 F with a below-zero windchill is ... uh. bad. especially with my cold allergy. so I have my hat on under my thickest hoodie, and my matching scarf around my nose and mouth. SNOW NINJA!!! :D
if it gets much colder though I'll have to go to the library.
BUT STILL! CHRISTMASWEATHER! (though no snow yet :( ) and everyone else is keeping warm decorating the house, while I bundle up andpost to lj do homework (I supplied the music!).
... on the other hand, our heating went out some time last night, which means no hot water and no, well, heat. which at 17 F with a below-zero windchill is ... uh. bad. especially with my cold allergy. so I have my hat on under my thickest hoodie, and my matching scarf around my nose and mouth. SNOW NINJA!!! :D
if it gets much colder though I'll have to go to the library.
BUT STILL! CHRISTMASWEATHER! (though no snow yet :( ) and everyone else is keeping warm decorating the house, while I bundle up and
things in brief:
Nov. 24th, 2007 03:45 amI HAS PINK HAIR! again. :D
also, NUMB3RS WAS AWESOME. THAT IS ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT IT. AWESOME. ALSO, AWESOME. *hearts*
omg the Penelope chapter of Ulysses is raping my mind. which is ironic.
at least I'm almost over my case of walking pneumonia. \o/!
also, NUMB3RS WAS AWESOME. THAT IS ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT IT. AWESOME. ALSO, AWESOME. *hearts*
omg the Penelope chapter of Ulysses is raping my mind. which is ironic.
at least I'm almost over my case of walking pneumonia. \o/!
play a word game! save lives!
Nov. 18th, 2007 04:05 ammy dear Em introduced me to the splendiferous awesometastical timesink of altruistic wondrousness that is FreeRice -- a multiple-choice vocabulary game that combats world hunger by donating ten grains of rice for every word you get correct!
click it! play!
( more info (taken from the site's FAQ) behind the cut )
also, IT'S FUN!
click it! play!
click it! play!
( more info (taken from the site's FAQ) behind the cut )
also, IT'S FUN!
click it! play!
ahahahahaha WHAT
Nov. 17th, 2007 02:58 amI has a iBook. and after some very strange fate-ing (and an embarrassingly generous taking-care-of-Mel by housemates), it appears to WORK! (seriously. like, even after it was all charged it was giving me drama about not loading and shit, just staying on the blank grey screen, and then I came back after going to the pub and supersnacks and, yanno, GIVING UP (as in I requested a RMA return number from the reseller and everything and then watched Howl's Moving Castle with peoples and seriously, GAVE UP), I decided hey what the heck guys let's fire it up and everyone else had gone to bed and there I was in the tv room going "AHAHAHAHAH WHAT! IT'S ALIVE!!!")
first thing I did of course was I stuck it on the internet.
second thing was I made a post to my Livejournal. OF COURSE.
or ok. second thing I did was IM jaredsexual. SECOND AND A HALF thing was post to Livejournal.
in conclusion, AHAHAHAHAHAHA O HAI THERE IBOOK. also, DEAR MAC OS X YOU AMUSE ME. SO BOUNCY ♥
first thing I did of course was I stuck it on the internet.
second thing was I made a post to my Livejournal. OF COURSE.
jaredsexual. SECOND AND A HALF thing was post to Livejournal.in conclusion, AHAHAHAHAHAHA O HAI THERE IBOOK. also, DEAR MAC OS X YOU AMUSE ME. SO BOUNCY ♥
I can has major?
Nov. 13th, 2007 03:21 pmDECLARED!!!
\o/
*is grown-up*
...
*only not really* *makes silly faces* :p
(unrelated: dear ATT Wireless - YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE! *sics girlfriend on*)
\o/
*is grown-up*
...
*only not really* *makes silly faces* :p
(unrelated: dear ATT Wireless - YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE! *sics girlfriend on*)
if you:
a) usually watch Supernatural but aren't tonight for some reason
b) used to watch Supernatural but gave up when it started sucking religiously
c) kind of sometimes watch Supernatural? ish?
d) have never ever ever seen Supernatural, ever
e) have NO IDEA what I'm talking about
f) all of the above!
TURN TO YOUR CW CHANNEL RIGHT NOW.
NOW.
Flying Dutchman. fuck YEAH (just ... try not to think about accuracy. (revel in the prettyboys boats.) :D )
a) usually watch Supernatural but aren't tonight for some reason
b) used to watch Supernatural but gave up when it started sucking religiously
c) kind of sometimes watch Supernatural? ish?
d) have never ever ever seen Supernatural, ever
e) have NO IDEA what I'm talking about
f) all of the above!
TURN TO YOUR CW CHANNEL RIGHT NOW.
NOW.
Flying Dutchman. fuck YEAH (just ... try not to think about accuracy. (revel in the pretty
things which make me happy:
Nov. 2nd, 2007 01:47 amlack of any papers to write for Monday :D
success of the Harley costume (pictures to come) and likewise of the charity trick-or-treating :D
learning to knit :D :D
this picture:
( cut to protect the majority of my flist from OMG ONOES BANDOM >O )
success of the Harley costume (pictures to come) and likewise of the charity trick-or-treating :D
learning to knit :D :D
this picture:
( cut to protect the majority of my flist from OMG ONOES BANDOM >O )
dude! Spencer Smith was in my dream! I LOVE my subconscious!
(yes, he was super bitchy. and it was only, like, a cameo. still! Spencersmith! ♥)
(the rest of Panic!'s presence was implied, but they were hiding or something. from the fangirls maybe. or. idunno.)
(yes, he was super bitchy. and it was only, like, a cameo. still! Spencersmith! ♥)
(the rest of Panic!'s presence was implied, but they were hiding or something. from the fangirls maybe. or. idunno.)
*keyboardmash*
Oct. 25th, 2007 02:04 ammy crazy crazy life. uh. school! things! blah!
uh. MY HARLEY QUINN LEOTARD BASE SHIPPED TODAY! IT WILL BE HERE ON FRIDAY! :D
no seriously, Halloween at Howell House is going to rock so fucking hard. you just have no idea. well, unless you'rewolby? then you have a pretty good idea. *bounce*
in other news, JAMES JOYCE. OWNS MY SOUL. and not in the fun way; in the "I am always carrying a copy of motherfucking Ulysses or Dubliners or something around with me and shouting 'SCRUPULOUS MEANNESS!' at unsuspecting strangers" way.
uh.
so, I should probably go to bed.
have you heard that Dumbledore is gay?
uh. MY HARLEY QUINN LEOTARD BASE SHIPPED TODAY! IT WILL BE HERE ON FRIDAY! :D
no seriously, Halloween at Howell House is going to rock so fucking hard. you just have no idea. well, unless you're
wolby? then you have a pretty good idea. *bounce*in other news, JAMES JOYCE. OWNS MY SOUL. and not in the fun way; in the "I am always carrying a copy of motherfucking Ulysses or Dubliners or something around with me and shouting 'SCRUPULOUS MEANNESS!' at unsuspecting strangers" way.
uh.
so, I should probably go to bed.
have you heard that Dumbledore is gay?
I am still apparently kind of the suck at homework.
getting there. nobody's perfect.
.:: falls over ::.
getting there. nobody's perfect.
.:: falls over ::.
[open letter +10 to insane with an RPS (bandslash) modifier of eight billion.
that didn't even make sense. whatever. anyway.]
Dear
Pete Wentz, as incredibly much as you are not a Byronic hero, you are also definitely not a Byronic antihero. I mean, what the hell? that's not even a thing. at all. that I know of.
and no, "First Byronic Antihero in Space" is not a viable title. for you or for anyone.
also, and I am only going to say this onemillion more times, get out of my head RIGHT NOW.
*exhausted flop*
no Love,
Mel
that didn't even make sense. whatever. anyway.]
Dear
Pete Wentz, as incredibly much as you are not a Byronic hero, you are also definitely not a Byronic antihero. I mean, what the hell? that's not even a thing. at all. that I know of.
and no, "First Byronic Antihero in Space" is not a viable title. for you or for anyone.
also, and I am only going to say this one
*exhausted flop*
no Love,
Mel
