you can't do that with a tiffany lamp!

[ because Viacom bitched every instance of the music video itself (which is what I wanted to embed) off of Youtube. ]

SO YOU GUYS, I SKIPPED NUMB3RS TO PICK MY SISTER UP FROM THE AIRPORT, BECAUSE HER STUPID PLANE FROM SF WAS DELAYED, AND I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION WHILE I WAIT FOR A DOWNLOAD TO GO UP:

DOES DON GET NAKED?

plz to be 'yes' for the answer, thx.



also, while I'm here, does anyone have some painkillers they could launch through the internets? girl-cramps are kicking my lily ass. *whimper*

HOLY CRAP CLEARLY TODAY IS THE DAY OF AWESOME. SO MANY AWESOME THINGS ARE HAPPENING FOR SO MANY AWESOME PEOPLE. YAY!

I just decided to announce that.



also, I found a HUGE box of Splenda in the pantry last night. I think it may become a prop in a future "look at my shoes! skirt! birthday stuff!" photoshoot.

something just hit the side of our house.

LOUDLY.

I am not amused.


(what the hell is moving at such a velocity out there anyway; it is so cold that when I went to let the dog out this evening my fingertips froze to the storm door.)

dude you guys. it is heading into the realm of FUCKING COLD -- windchill below zero -- and GETTING COLDER. I always somehow manage to forget, in my fangirling of the pretty snow, how hard winter can suck sometimes. like the part where I'm allergic to cold (shut up, it's called "cold-induced urticaria" and it's for real) and I have to bundle up like a human marshmallow to go outside and shovel the driveway.

anyway, I am so not looking forward to going out and clearing the windows on the van so I can go to jobiegirl6's, so this is pretty much just me procrastinating. and whining.

OH, AND CAN I JUST SAY THAT LAST NIGHT'S CHARLIE-VISIONS WERE THE WORST EVER? I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT. OMG SPIDERS. (and ear-cockroaches in House; what is it, Week Of The Evil Bugs on Primetime?)

lastly, and because maybe-just-maybe this will help me get the fuckers written, despite still being in a barrel-scraping level of creativity, DUDE I NEED TO GET MY THREE eppescest FICS DONE BY APPARENTLY TODAY? AFF~

and okay that wasn't lastly, because I feel like announcing that I have set a new default icon. yay, Megan!

so, 1) I'm 20. D: D: D: WTF?

2) I'm refusing to let myself read any of the 'fest fics until I've written and submitted mine. HOPEFULLY THIS WILL WORK. my brain's been kind of in Shit Uncreative Land, but I've got to get it out of there. we have work to do!!

3) I found a pair of Kenneth Cole pumps for $5 yesterday at Goodwill. gorgeous condition. too small for my feets, though, so I gave them to mum. this is my stupendous version of retail therapy :D

4) WHAT IS IT WITH THE SITE NAV? I CHOSE THE OLD STYLE WAY BACK WHEN ON PURPOSE!

5) I spent last night creating this awesome house and awesome family (Stoner, who was based off of some cross between trailer trash and a DMB groupie [Pidge's creation, technically]; Sly, the Coolest Dude Ever who was also ambiguously gay and could cook; Larry, who looked more like an albino male ballerina than he did his namesake; and Hat, who accidentally looked like Sharona from Monk -- and they all worked together and kept a clean house even though for a week they had no kitchen sink and had to do the dishes in the bathrooms) in The Sims for Gamecube, and then this morning my brother came down to play and within half an hour made Stoner start a fire that killed himself and then everybody else. DUDE, WHAT?

for those of you who do not know, things have gotten a leetle crazy around here. I'll be offline entirely until Monday afternoon, and sporadic after that. love you all!

-Mel

I've been so bloody busy lately, and will continue to be, especially with the 'fest deadline coming up and me with three fics to write for it. curse you, __dtrain!! (but thanks for the icon ;-D )

look, guys! isn't it shiny? Megan!!!

( petite rant ahoy )

in conclusion, I know I had a bitchtastic day, but I'd never take that out on Numb3rs, and I didn't. I came to the episode full of joy and excitement and ready to love it just as wildly as ever. thanks for totally disappointing one of your last fans standing, guys!


p.s. give Colby his old sunglasses back.

spicy tomato soup:

make tomato soup to taste (for me, this was Progresso tomato basil soup heated with water and milk and a pinch of salt). add a pinch (4-10 flakes) red pepper. place four cubes Peperoncino cheese in the bottom of a mug. pour hot soup over top to fill mug; stir and enjoy. :D