you can't do that with a tiffany lamp!

the first 34. just bases. none texted.
some pretty crap.

yaaaaaay, Batman Returns.

( 34 Batman Returns icon bases )


in other news, this? is freaking hilarious. Ell wins at NPR-pimping.

...I should go to dinner.
[Edit to Add: --missed dinner. oops.]

ok you know what?

I really want to watch Batman Begins right now.

that is all.

Sick is not Good.

Sick has not been Good since I was in the third grade and faked an asthma attack every other day to get out of writing Journals after lunch (I hated writing Journals -- I could never focus enough to put two words together and always ended up one of those kids who wrote "very, very, very, very, very," on three lines at once just to take up page space).

Today, Sick is waking up and taking an aleve because I know before I even get out of bed that I'm going to need it*. Sick is putting on my corset because it will intensify The Cramps so much that I can just ignore them out of fury and spite. Sick is being grateful for the couch in the barn-attic where we have Women in Religion, and being furious at my soup for being good (red onion soup) in spite of the fact that I can't stomach it. Sick is taking another aleve before dinner, and having The Cramps hit an hour later anyway. Sick is punishment for drinking juice from concentrate with dinner, therefore Sick is also Violently Ill**.

Last of all, Sick is shivering, wet, and covered in Allergic Reactions, no thanks to the cold, wind, and rain.

Sick is probably not getting my editing done tonight.

Damnit.

---
*Whereas Dorky is thinking 'whoah, I should put that in a batficlet.' ...someone want to put that in a batficlet/drabble? plz?

**Aleve is out of my system, now, needless to say.

"How are you supposed to measure time with the [person] that you want to spend the rest of your life with? What would make sense? Centuries? ... Nanoseconds?" -- Susan, Coupling season 3, ep 1

gambling_pirate:

one year
four train tickets
two bus tickets
three moves cross-country
and one hell of a phone bill


<3 .


(we now return you to your regularly scheduled non-smooshy girl)

impulse upload:
Stephen Fry - Reasons To Be Miserable (His Name is Marvin)

para ustedes.

here again we see the Meletor Property of LiveJournal posting -- the degree of the post is inversely proportional to the degree and quantity of excitement:

-George and I are going to the Maine Maritime Museum on Sunday

-Batman Begins dvd(s -- it's the 2-disc deluxe ed.) came in from Amazon

-Got a B+ on my queer history midterm paper, which actually has me pretty reassured

-Bowdoin also kicks chicken mole' poblano's ass, which is a nice thing, as I am a whore for a good mole' poblano and haven't had such in a while

-the pho was freakishly bad, though. I may just have qualms with their wheaty tofu.



in closing, I have two things to say.

1: TONIGHT IS NOT A NIGHT FOR CRACK AND KITTEN NEEDS TO GET OUT OF MY HEAD
2: I STILL FIND IT RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME HOW MANY OF THOSE BAT-THINGS THEY MADE HAPPEN FOR REAL

thxbye, guys and dolls.

This is totally benvolio_daemon making my life difficult by giving me Stupid Things to Do. All this. Posted in roughly chronoligical order according to their creation.

A Whole Bunch of Candybar Dolls -- 7 Batman Begins, 6 Breakfast on Pluto

( 2 Batman Begins...kinda )

( 6 Breakfast on Pluto, wtf )

AND NOW, BACK TO BATMAN. -related... stuff.

( 3 more Batman Begins, because Crane dolls are fun )

Then I made another two, Batman Begins, and together they make up my piece de resistance (they also make me more okay with waiting until Thursday for my copy of BB *g*). Are you ready for this?

May Not Be Suitable for Younger Viewers.

( I really, really should have been doing my homework... )

Win.

(Both of those were better animated, as per fucking usual. They flirted, damnit, pixel-style! Bah. Still smexy and inappropriate.)

I think I may have just written the UGLIEST SENTENCE EVER.
changes right in the middle to the passive voice and everything.



I don't know whether to be morbidly impressed, or TO VOMIT.

hopefully the rest of this fic will make up for it.

I HAVE NEW CARBON LEAF YAY.

so much love for Amazon free downloads.

[ETA: ICON! ...though I'm supposed to be working on ficathon. bad mel]

I would like to dedicate this post TO MY ADD.







that will be all.