themeletor: silver age batman and robin figurines; robin looking at batman saying, "holy freud, batman!" (batman and robin)
[personal profile] themeletor
dear the internet,

i was going to make this post earlier but then i got distracted by vampires. which, in other words oops i just watched the first four episodes of trueblood and am going in for a fifth (confederate!flashback!bill! yespls!). doot doo...

HEY THIS HAPPENED TODAY:


i was out in our pretty huge berry patch picking raspberries and black currants. and because i'm a little bit trashy that way, i was wearing a mostly-zipped hoodie and bra but no shirt. which seemed like a fine idea, until SOMETHING FELL IN MY BRA. AND I WAS LIKE.

EW.

AND THEN IT WAS A DADDY LONG-LEGS AND I FREAKED THE FUCK OUT AND WENT INSIDE AND SHOWERED. A LOT. AND I STILL FEEL PRETTY VIOLATED.

basically it was like this scene from kiss kiss bang bang (fair warning: link includes youtube, a spider, and a bra) only i was awake and there was no robert downey junior to save me. (additional personal information: at one point my arachnophobia was so bad that if a spider was in my line of sight i forgot to breathe, much less move at all or anything else. SO SERIOUSLY GUYS, THIS WAS NOT GOOD TIMES.)

SERIOUSLY, I AM HAVING FLASHBACKS RIGHT NOW. COLD SWEATS. IT WAS AWFUL.

...better get to that fifth episode, i guess. thanks to someone i have the decemberists' "yankee bayonet" stuck in my head.

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Date: 2010-07-01 08:49 am (UTC)
damned_colonial: Convicts in Sydney, being spoken to by a guard/soldier (Default)
From: [personal profile] damned_colonial
THAT SCENE! <3 <3 <3 RDJ's character! His anti-rape-culture rant! So much love!

After we watched that at Wiscon I was gonna clip it and post it so everyone else could feel the love too, but hey, someone already clipped it, so that saves me some trouble :)

(Errr, and because I am a caring and thoughtful friend who would not in any way be distracted by RDJ, ahem: oh god, I'm so sorry! I hope you feel better after some more True Blood!)
Edited Date: 2010-07-01 08:52 am (UTC)

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